No matter how truly love is in the end Khandan Ke Boys like Khala And Phuphi wins.
A picture above shows a boy waiting for the day to come when his phupho stop messes around and he passed his whole life that day did not come. Just...
The best thing about summers you can cancel all your plans by saying, Its very hot today we will meet some other day.
Things which are useless in Pakistan: Seat belts, traffic signals and the younger son in house.
The picture one is Islamabad, the picture two is Lahore and the picture three is Karachi.
This is actually a Afsosnak moment when you says Acha ainda nahi karonga and you mom continues to lecture and may be you got slapped.
Lose and argument and say sorry or win argument make her angry and then say sorry.
Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say during the fight with your friend, Bhai tu jeet gaya aur me hara... ab Khush.
At least we have that talent to pass the bike through the broken side of speed breaker... We all are soo talented, isn't it?
Your kids are Farmabardar if they do so, not leaving the bed till mom screams loud is also a kind of Farmabardari.
Two networks works very fast one Email and second is Female, both can transfer the from here to there in seconds.
That's true some of our friends are soo mean they make friendship with you for their own sake just like the picture says.
Your hairs look the best when you're sitting at the saloon waiting for the haircut.
After memory washing doctor to patient:
Do you remember anything belongs to your past life?
Patient: The only thing i remember is my wife's name...
Mujhe subha subha ese
Uthaya jata hai jese border
par Hamla hogaya ho or mein
akhiri fouji bacha hon :D
Moms be like on dinner time. Come fast on the dinner turn off the internet and come, and when you come she says. Wait 10 minutes.
The best user for the web browser that no uses ever internet Explorer is turtle.
This is how Microsoft would be if this system was designed in India. On the past option there would be Chipkale Saiyan Fevicol Say.
Do you want to know how girls take selfies, alright here comes the cat who can show you exactly how they take selfie pics.
Two people on earth watch each other with Anguish , married couple sees singles and single sees married couples.
Its a kind of poetry between student and teacher, student says why couldn't you pass and teachers says why didn't you study whole year.
In English marriages: WOW what great couple... In Desi marriages: Baji i can swear the dulhan's necklace seems to be artificial not Gold.
Where English people go on vacation:
Fishing, Camping, Mountain Climbing, Picnic.
Where Pakistani people go on vacation:
Nani Ke Ghar.
Bf told her GF he had an accident and broke his leg and girl replied, i also broke my nail... Seems like all she cares about her nails beauty.
This is how a students exams day seems like, before exams started, when exam started, when it is end and when results come out.
Vin Diesel: It does not matter you win by an inch or mile, winning is winning.
Me: It dose not matter you pass by 45% or 95% passing is passing. L...
Wife joins English speaking class and after few days:
Wife: welcome home darling.
Husband: i am very tired today.
Wife: Ok Rest in peace... :P
Girl took selfie and stare at it 48 hours then delete it, Reason: the side hairs was not properly it was curled.
Here is the funniest example of Active And Passive,
wife: sony ki chain kab dogay? Husband: chain se sony kab dogi?
Teacher asked papu: what happened in 1876? papu: Quaid-e-Azam born. Teacher: very good now tell me what happened in 1880? Papu: Quaid-e-Azam was 4 ...
The Best Answer - Funny Joke:
Drring Exam girl asked to Papu, just tell me the starting of this answer i will write rest of, papu replied: The
In our class we are taught Sindhi for whole year but in the end we only learn two sentences.
This is the life of Pakistani Boy, they are born to get dahi from doodh wala.
All the innocent men in the world are because of women, some because of fear of wife and some for the Maidens interest.
WC 1983 India, WC 1987 Australia, WC 1992 Pakistan. WC 2011 India, WC 2015 Australia And WC 2019 ... You know what i mean.
Miss Call And Chappal Bahar Utare:
What is the difference between miss call and Chappal leave outside, in both you are scared of Koi Utha Na Leee.
Do you know there are three places where people can not die, One Heaven, Second Hell and Third is Indian TV Serials.
Here is the complete chart of an student's exams life, I am sure this is your routine too when you suffer with this Exams fever.
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This is how it feels like and it sees like when you are locked at home for exams preparation and your friends are out playing.
Wife was on shopping with her husband a beggar came and said, princess give me money i am very poor and blind, husband in joky mood said: give him ...
Wife to her husband: what if i ever go to my mother's home? how would you feel? Husband: Mauqa Mauqa.