Do you want to know how girls take selfies, alright here comes the cat who can show you exactly how they take selfie pics.
Two people on earth watch each other with Anguish , married couple sees singles and single sees married couples.
Its a kind of poetry between student and teacher, student says why couldn't you pass and teachers says why didn't you study whole year.
In English marriages: WOW what great couple... In Desi marriages: Baji i can swear the dulhan's necklace seems to be artificial not Gold.
Where English people go on vacation:
Fishing, Camping, Mountain Climbing, Picnic.
Where Pakistani people go on vacation:
Nani Ke Ghar.
Bf told her GF he had an accident and broke his leg and girl replied, i also broke my nail... Seems like all she cares about her nails beauty.
This is how a students exams day seems like, before exams started, when exam started, when it is end and when results come out.
Vin Diesel: It does not matter you win by an inch or mile, winning is winning.
Me: It dose not matter you pass by 45% or 95% passing is passing. L...
Wife joins English speaking class and after few days:
Wife: welcome home darling.
Husband: i am very tired today.
Wife: Ok Rest in peace... :P
Girl took selfie and stare at it 48 hours then delete it, Reason: the side hairs was not properly it was curled.
Here is the funniest example of Active And Passive,
wife: sony ki chain kab dogay? Husband: chain se sony kab dogi?
Teacher asked papu: what happened in 1876? papu: Quaid-e-Azam born. Teacher: very good now tell me what happened in 1880? Papu: Quaid-e-Azam was 4 ...
The Best Answer - Funny Joke:
Drring Exam girl asked to Papu, just tell me the starting of this answer i will write rest of, papu replied: The
In our class we are taught Sindhi for whole year but in the end we only learn two sentences.
This is the life of Pakistani Boy, they are born to get dahi from doodh wala.
All the innocent men in the world are because of women, some because of fear of wife and some for the Maidens interest.
WC 1983 India, WC 1987 Australia, WC 1992 Pakistan. WC 2011 India, WC 2015 Australia And WC 2019 ... You know what i mean.
Miss Call And Chappal Bahar Utare:
What is the difference between miss call and Chappal leave outside, in both you are scared of Koi Utha Na Leee.
Do you know there are three places where people can not die, One Heaven, Second Hell and Third is Indian TV Serials.
Here is the complete chart of an student's exams life, I am sure this is your routine too when you suffer with this Exams fever.
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This is how it feels like and it sees like when you are locked at home for exams preparation and your friends are out playing.
Wife was on shopping with her husband a beggar came and said, princess give me money i am very poor and blind, husband in joky mood said: give him ...
Wife to her husband: what if i ever go to my mother's home? how would you feel? Husband: Mauqa Mauqa.
Mamnoon Hussain who is very rare personlity of PPP come upto in front of camera on Pakistan Day Parade, people be like on giving him too much cover...
Everyone is trying to find the similarity between 1992 word cup and 2015 world cup here we found a unique one.
When couple go to bed- In USA good night my Love, in UK sweet dream Darling and in Pakistan Tala laga lia?
You will get confused to get who is actually getting married in this pic, everyone is dressed and groomed like bridal.
What i dinner when mom cooks the food i don't like.
Food is food we should be Thank full to Allah that He gave us something to eat.
People cant help without clicking selfie the patient in the operation theater is taking selfie just before operation begins.
Finally this is how it feels when you actually beat your cousin in grads.
If someone gets a good job, people in Pakistan things he or she must have his relative in that office. Just Pakistani Things
Student was trying to solve the maths question but he could not take it and commit sucied in the picture.
In Pakistan when do not wanna give something to other this is how we make excuses. Funny Rejections of all time.
Now a days students are in confusion world cup 2015 and exams both come together, its become hard to focus on study and they cant help watching mat...
Mom to son, kia mene tumhe is din ke liye paal poss kar bada kia tha? Son replied: Mujhe kia pata khud yad rakha karo. In the end flying chappal re...
Mostly people just work out for burning the calories but they don't know the right way of burning calories is burn them in real.
This girl is doing right she is watching world on cup and enjoying world cup 2015.
Shadi me Khana:
This is how people sit and wait for Khana in Shadi, their eyes are always on food and imagine tikka boti and biryani in dishes.
How Girls Think Make Up Works:
This is soo true girls think they look like awesome sports after getting all makeup on face but that's not true.
Valentine's Day Expectation Vs Reality:
This is so, what you expect on Valentine's Day happenings and what actually happens... Many will be agreed...